So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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