My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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