this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I want a musical about memes.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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