...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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