we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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