Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I think I just sharted jello shots
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