i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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