U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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