Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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