You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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