Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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