absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
tell me about the fingering
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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