Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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