is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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