There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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