It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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