he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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