Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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