The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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