i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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