Do you still have your period?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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