Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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