That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
