Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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