haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
