it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I would fuck him just for his dog
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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