I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
