You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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