i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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