I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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