I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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