ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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