Dude my mom stole all your condoms
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
In America we eat man semen.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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