I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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