Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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