He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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