nut hugger
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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