just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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