did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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