butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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