Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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