Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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