You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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