found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw a hot homeless man
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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