grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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