Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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