i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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