I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
wanna go halves on a baby?
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Text me some of your sweat
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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