Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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