Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
4 words: hood of his car
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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