do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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