so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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