ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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