i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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