i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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