I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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