Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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